The Fashion of the Christ

This season, lounge and eveningwear inspired by last year's religious smash hit (based on the New York Times bestseller!) is all the rage. Robes, shrouds, and sandals adorn the fabulously wealthy (and those who long to be fabulously wealthy), as well as styles constructed for a more modest budget.


This seductive gown by Marc English is perfect for appearing at premieres, charitable fundraisers... or catching an appearance of the Virgin Mary in Mexico City! The elegant lines show off a carved torso (or a starving one!), and the chunky belt adds a little heft to an ensemble that is otherwise as weightless as the wings of angels. (Price upon request.)

Get a little funky with this robe from Stefan. The heavy material and prominent crosses say you're a man of God, but the fun pattern says you're not afraid to have another glass of wine! It'll look both intimidating (and a little sexy!) whether you're teaching Sunday school, being blessed by the Pope, or enlightening heathen natives of an island country! ($4,600.)

Did you vote for Bush because you think children are a suitable punishment for premarital sex? Do you think they gave up on Terri Schiavo too quickly? Do more than one of your children have two first names? Then show off your conservative Christian pride with the Bible Belt! The 35 carat silver buckle is complemented by the fine Italian leather belt. It's the perfect accent for your "Satan Loves Abortion" protest sign! ($98.)

Now for something a little more traditonal. Annie Lieberman brings us the "little black robe"-an essential for any woman's wardrobe. Everything that ought to be covered, is, but this robe still hints at what's underneath! It's incredibly versatile- appropriate at a Bible study or a cocktail party with the more fun-loving monks, and modest enough that even Methusaleh would approve! (Price upon request.)

The technicolor dreamcoat is more of a callback to the golden age of Bible-themed, psychedelic musicals than it is to the actual Bible, but it's become an iconic classic nonetheless. The fine silk brocade is lined with goosedown, making it a bit more weather-versatile than the original. It's perfect for attracting homosexuals (to then be cured and converted, of course!), making a splash at a party, or just showing up your nineteen brothers. (Price upon request.)

Just because you're suffering for the sins of humanity doesn't mean you can't look great while doing it! Sandals are a must in every closet, and are weather appropriate nine months out of the year. Anthony Golden brings us these delicately adorned, yet suprisingly resiliant, fine leather sandals. Whether preaching from a hilltop or scoping chicks at the beach, these sandals could make even the son of God envious! ($274.)